hepzibahsmith-:lorcanscamander:terryboot-:angelina-johnson:-regulusblack:-rubeushagrid:rodolphuslestrange-:andromedablacktonks:
So we can show her how many people care about her.
FORGET CRY, I WOULD FUCKING DIE.
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE, NARCISSA. YOU SHOULD GO HAVE TEA WITH MY WIFE. PLEASE STAY!
In Scrimgeour’s office.
While Scrimgeour is in there.
Let him watch, he’ll just be jealous.
Oooooh, this sounds fantastic!
Show him who the real man is.
This has been a post.
WHAT?
YOU’RE GOING TO BE ME?
I’M SO FLATTERED.
GET MY DICK SUCKED A LOT, PLEASE.
SUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY DICK
THIS POST HAS BEEN MINISTRY APPROVED.
but it was about you. You’re welcome.
[yes I posted it :)]
-narcissamalfoy-:luciusmalfoy-:-narcissamalfoy-:homemadedarkmark:ericathefallen:
Sinuation by ~theband
Severus….Lucius…do you have something to tell me?
It’s not what it looks like.
….okay.
LUCIUS, I AM HURT.
OOC: OOOOOOOH YES, HIGH-FIVE!
On Fudge’s desk.
ARTHUR? REALLY NOW? YOU MUST TELL ME… I WANT TO BE INVITED.
What…what is this deliciously dirty Muggle contraption? harrypottersexualfrustration? Are Muggles having some sort of strange fantasies about us after that bloody awful 7 year documentary? Odd.
I REALLY JUST DON’T KNOW.
But I’m looking for a post about me.
I’m going to have to ask about it.
WHERE IS CORNELIUS FUDGE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION?
HONESTLY.
In Umbridge’s office. That’ll teach her.
DOLORESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
